client-counselling

顾客将会是你最大的敌人,他们说.
我本来很质疑,把钱带进你口袋的人怎么会是敌人.
如果你觉得对方很难相处的话,让秘书请他们离开你的会议室.
我困惑,真的要把财神爷送走吗?
知道了昨天,我才明白.
为什么他们是敌人.

从一进我方律师楼嫌热显小小不气派,到最后藐视我的专业.
尽管只是一场小测验,我却按耐不住想抓起角落的扫把轰眼前的死女人出去.
在她声大气粗说钱不是问题的时候,我真想告诉她: 那好,你付双费吧.
因为你很粗俗,跟你在一起久了我会很没有taste.
所以你用金钱补偿吧,既然你已经穷的只剩下钱了.

她唤已死去的前夫that stupid man.
我很没有职业道德地在心里偷笑: 这副德行,你老公在结了婚这么多年才甩你也很奇迹了.
脸上还是保持一贯的笑容,装着很耐心聆听她的话,其实心里想尽办法要插嘴,总不能让她一直高声嚷嚷那些没有point的details.
SO I WANT MY SHARE BACK!
yes,we understand that.would you mind telling us more details so that we could provide best consultant possible?
I HAVE TOLD YOU FOR SEVERAL TIMES.CANT YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH?!
i have to do confirmation on the info given so that i wouldnt mislead you.
I DONT CARE.I JUST WANT MY SHARE BACK. MONEY IS NOT A PROBLEM.
他很无知.他一心认为我是神.
他以为单凭一张client profile我就完全明瞭她的要求.
小姐,四十二岁了.
还是上司公司的老板娘,没有理由这一点小事你不明白?
if you truly wish to win the case,tell us more,you bitch.
心里的咒骂完全不间断.
原来在面对愚昧的顾客真的会很火爆.
但是碍于专业这两个字眼,你又不得不圆滑处理.
所谓的圆滑就是打不还手,骂不还口.
说穿了,我觉得自己就像是为赚钱拼命摇尾巴的小狗.
要命的是,将来我一直一直要重复这样的日子.

FASTER! I SAY FASTER!
keep clam,this is office. we are trying to be faster as well. i was wondering how come your own share could be transfer to his present wife?
STATED IN THE DOC I HAVE HANDED IN JUST NOW.
你都会讲just now了.
整场戏下来我不断要应酬你的野蛮任性,请问我哪有时间去研究你厚厚的假文件=.=
i believe that in the doc you late ex husband didnt state how he transfer the share because from what can i see here this is only a share holder prove. it has nth to do with the transaction.
OWH.I SEE.I DONT KNOW.HOW WOULD I KNOW HOW HE TRANSFER IT? SO YOU TELL ME.
!@#$%^&*!@#%&*
你的家事你问我=.=
CAN WE WIN THE CASE?
we will stand a higher chance if we manage to get more details.
WHY DONT YOU START TO DO THE RESEARCH NOW.
i will do that later.
LATER? WHEN DO YOU MEAN LATER?
right after you have left the room.
ARE YOU SURE?
听到这一句我简直告诉他: 不相信你可以走人,我真的不怎么想做你的生意.
但是现实生活里,我不想跟亲爱的30分作对.
无奈地微笑,然后说: of course,you are my client and this is my obligation to assist you until you have done with your case.

所幸她的电话响了,赶着离开.
目送她离开,我有种松了一口气的感觉.
测试结束了,这难顶的女人也结束了.

我实在不想一直过这样的生活.
client is your biggest enemy.
so now i get it.

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