*Alert: This post contains a lot of grumpy whines thoughts*
1. Final
If everything goes on smoothly, I will be graduating in a month time!
No more exam in the future!
YAYYYYYYY.
*Please slap the shit out of me if I ever think of going for master kay!
Somehow, life is not a bed of roses.
Even if it is, roses have thorns! :E
Either way, you need to struggle.
Apparently graduating from uni isn't a big deal anymore because the community never scarce of degree holders.
Today, degree holders are everywhere!
Anyone you randomly point at on the street stand a very high chance is a degree holders.
Or even better, a double triple degree holders LOL
Even master and PHD holders have increased drastically nowadays!
At this point, I always wonder, if I had chose the road not taken years ago, where would it led me to?
If I was a little braver back then, perhaps I would now happily washing kitchen utensils at some dark back street in a beautiful country, say UK?
I would never know, because I had chosen the other pathway which leads to legal field and it seems like there's no turning back already.
Sigh.
I just want life to be a bed with double comforters, so that I can sleep in snug and cozy.
2. GOODBYE UKM
At the beginning of this semester, all I want is to move my ass towards the end of the road to graduate.
And at this moment, the ending point is a stone away and I am on my last (few) steps to kiss UKM goodbye for good!!!!
I don't feel slight reluctance because UKM SUCKS!
Please everyone, I beg, don't send your children to UKM.
JUST DON'T.
Work your ass off now, make sure you are loaded and all hell-bound prepared for their tertiary education, they don't have to suffer unnecessary survival course.
Life is hard, they don't have to start that early. LOL
Like seriously, I have never heard from any university on earth provides facility any poorer than UKM.
- Malfunction wifi for two fucking semesters.
UKM-ian.
- Water shortage that has prolonged for more than 20 years and still remain one of the main problems up to date.
PLISH BITCHES.
Stop all unnecessary projects like renewing some fucking meeting rooms which students are prohibited to use, and start fixing the freaking pipes!
Even if you could only manage to fix one pipe a year, by now as many as 20 pipes could have been fixed!
Each and every time when water shortage occurs, all they ever do is to point their finger at SYABAS and walk away with their not-so-clean hands.
While everyone promotes water saving, UKM-ian practice it in a much cooler way.
We cut down water usage by water shortage DAILY for weeks.
We absolutely deserve some applause!
WHERE THE HELL IS OUR MONEY DEAR CHANCELLOR?
The last time I check, we do pay for water!
So where the hell is our water?
Paid for water and still have to break our piggy bank to buy mineral water to wash our vaginas?
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
Who the hell brings toothbrush and toothpaste everywhere with them?
UKM-ian.
It's definitely not a new concept to me to brush my teeth in McD.
I have been doing that
It's better to play safe than sorry later.
And McD bangi never hesitate in shutting their public toilets whenever there is water shortage in UKM to prevent excessive water usage I think LOL
#only_in_ukm_bangi
- Unstable electricity supply.
Totally FML.
Or perhaps it's a message from God to remind us don't be a big procrastinator? :O
- Idiotic leader.
Indeed.
We have stupid leaders out there, we have tonnes of them inside of the uni too.
I have seen not only once where the principal of our residential collage fired students who actually tried to give constructive critics over hygiene issues on Facebook.
How ignorant!
How ruthless!
People don't simply comment on something.
When people try to voice out their thought, please take a chair, sit down and listen instead of getting mad when people go against your will and kick them out for good.
Shame on you, dictator.
FYI, those students who got fired on the other day are all graduating this semester.
So, you basically fire none of them! hahahaha.
I don't know if the same things occur in other uni too, but for me, UKM is not an ideal university to spend the most precious 4 years of my life.
We entitle a better study environment.
So long, UKM.
3) Job Hunting
I am wrong.
So wrong.
I thought graduating is the end of the story, not knowing it's just the beginning of a tough life.
Being an adult is so troublesome.
And my lazy self is no fond of living a troublesome life.
So, dear God, I hope you heard my prayers.
I want to be a pig (not boar kay! Boar needs to find food on their own!) in my coming life (if there's any LOL).
I should have started working after my STPM.
At least there is no hassle of stupid interviews needed.
If I were to go for a job in supermarket as promoter, I don't think they will ask me tonnes of academically question, yes?
If I were not applying pupilage position, I don't have to suffer from nightmares reminding me how I fucked up my Jobstreet's English Test
Damn. I did not score full mark for that and it gonna appear on my profile and I can only retake after three months! Sigh.
Belum tentu English sudah improve by that time lagi.
*Stressssssssssssssssssss*
Hopefully by that time I have already been employed! *finger-crossed*
I AM SO SCARED TO GO TO INTERVIEWWWWW!!!
DAMN. I never know I am such a coward until I start typing my cover letter.
I can feel the adrenaline rush along with speeding heart rate and shunting blood flow.
My hands are trembling uncontrollably I have to slow down my typing speed.
GOD DAMN IT.
WHY MUST MY COVER LETTER BE FLAWLESS WHEN MY ENGLISH PROFICIENCY IS A FAR CRY FROM PERFECT?!
What's wrong if I am not able to speak fluent English?
As long as when I try to convey my idea and you get it, jadilah! DUHHHH.
Tak boleh ke?
Mind you, my BM speaking is worse than my English.
CAM MANA?!
ARGHHHHHHHHHH.
My poor (definitely an understatement of the year!) result does not help out at all!
I already foresee my life as a MPSP cleaner provided MPSP willing to employ me!
Just heard a friend of mine got offered from dont know what airline lah *petty* to be a stewardess!
THIS WORLD REALLY DO NO JUSTICE TO UGLY PEOPLE AH!
You no look pretty, you don't have alternatives T______T
LAO NIANG SO STRESS! *breathe fire*
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OKAY, I FEEL BAD TO END MY POST WITH ZERO HAPPY STUFF.
Let me jog down my memory lane to see if there's any good thing ever happened to me recently.
*jogs*
I guess the only happy incident was a call from my high school crush!
NOPE. Not the bamboo stick who smokes like there's no tomorrow.
Try again?
Gonna spare you the details when I am in better mood.
Now I better go dig for some food to cure my hanger. :E
