1)
Watched a video on Youtube this afternoon, the ending was unexpected though.
It's called Unfold, a love story written by Jin from Jinnyboy I think.

The first part was basically a fairy tale with overloaded recessive (but it's damn obvious!) advertisements on Chatime and Canon =.=
Anyway, with no surprise the story stopped at the point where the leading actor (let's call him ah boy LOL) found out that he had fallen for ah girl, his best friend as time passed. #cornysoapending

Thought the second part would emphasize on how the relationship went on.
I was anticipating them to turn out to be the cutest couple since they had been best buddies in the previous video.
Well, was shockingly busted by Jin's designated plot twist.
DID NOT SEE THAT COMING AT ALL!

The second part started off with ah girl twiddling the origami made by ah boy at the plane.
I was like:

KNEW IT! She's on her way to meet up with him! Then sure show sweet date and all. corny!

Apparently I had jumped to the conclusion too soon.
The next scene she was at the roadside, waiting for someone...

...and turned out the one who picked her up was not ah boy.

*Instant monolog: HOW COME?!*

Things escalated too quickly!
One second ago they were lovey-dovey and now they already broke up?! #DAMNIT

So the second part was all about how ah girl traveled to Australia to see ah boy on their (supposedly) anniversary.
They did not make it, broke up a couple of months after ah boy went uni.

Mood got agitated in a heart beat.

I had been ducking from sentimental videos for quite a long time.
What I did was always carefully browse through video titles and avoid those with explicit melancholic name.
I could not bear the risk of my newly healed wound got burst open on because of some stupid minor psychological stimulations.

Then I got caught up in this sad post break up video out of curiosity!
Damn it Damn it Damn it.

Unfold did not sound sad to me, that's why I played it in the first place.
Unfold sound like opening a gift! (or removing someone's clothes *wink*)
Who would ever foresee that the gift was in fact an onion in disguise?!

Shit, I hate Jin.

But it was too late to stop the video by that time because I would rather die from sorrow than to stop watching the video without knowing the ending!
So I decided to brace up myself and went ahead with the video.

There was a scene where ah boy asked ah girl where else she would like to go for sight-seeing, then ah girl insisted to visit a place called Brighton Beach.
Ah boy hesitated for a while but they off to the beach at the end anyway.

Followed that scene was some flashbacks on struggles they had as LDR couple and how they eventually wound up to call thing off.
To keep thing simple, ah boy promised ah girl he would bring her to this beach on day soon bla bla bla then they broke up before ah boy had that chance to honour his promise.
So it did make sense why ah boy looked awkward when ah girl requested him to bring her to this beach on their "anniversary" if thing did not go wrong.

Happy Anniversary.

Ah girl bitter-sweetly whispered.  

Have you ever thought how it would be like if we still try it?

Ah girl questioned.
(HAHAHAHA. WTF by naming the leading actress ah girl all the romantic feeling was massacred all at once!)

Ah boy did not answer the question anyway.
He managed to escape it by saying something like "I think it's getting late, let's go" #LAME

Somehow, her doubt gave me an epiphany that led me ponder about my previous relationship.

How it would be like if we tried harder?

We might go through more thicks and thins together.
Might exchange verbal blows a lot more frequent.
Might be happy or sad or both at one time.
Might make it to 100th dates.
Might waste more time on staring at each other via Skype.

The possibilities were endless.

But one thing for sure, no matter how far life got to take us, our relationship would still came to a halt.
It was just a matter of time and we both knew we were not gonna make it to the end.


I must had let him down over and over again up to one point he perceived that I am not the one for him.
Then he decided to walk away.
At first I blamed myself for not trying hard enough.
Then my rage went to a whole new level after he confided in me that his heart was with someone else.
Later I transferred all my self-loathing to him by accusing him a two-timing bastard. (which proved to be true afterwards FML)
I did feel relieved for a while before I was filled with remorse and guilt again.

It was indeed the darkest phase of my entire life.
For most of the time I was trapped in emotional paradox.
Sometimes I found myself struggled in deep regret for chasing away my lover; Ironically, the time when I was not self-blaming, I vengefully envisaged 1000 ways to murder him for him feeling no compunction at all over his betrayal in this relationship.

In retrospect, I was so scary at that time.
I am terrified by my old self!

However, as time passed, slowly I discerned the fact that you cannot force someone to stay and love you if they are no longer happy being with you.
The idea of sticking with you and be unhappy so we both could be happy is not only selfish but also silly.

He once told me that holding on is being brave, but letting go and moving on is often what makes us stronger and happier.
I thought that was random bullshit he simply made up to cut loose from commitment.
But now I find that we are on the same side of the fence on this issue.

Guess it's always better a finger off than aye wagging.
It went without saying that he was the better visionary among us.
I was slothlike slow at the uptake as usual. *shrug*

Still, I hate to admit that he is right all this time!

When every love comes to the end, if u look back, u will find flowers and sorrows, but it’s always beautiful.

Well, I guess I love him more than enough to let him go and live on better life without me :)

And

It's time for summer cleaning of heart and soul! Need some space to host Mr Right LOL

P/S:
The ending wasn't really terrible, I found myself immediately let out a sigh of relief when ah boy reached in time right before ah girl left Australia with an origami in his hand.

Can we start over again?

He asked.
That was the end. #happilyforeverafternevergoeswrong

What a cliche ending!
So not gonna happen in real life.  #boooooooooooooo

My brows must had been knitted together throughout the video, the moment I stopped frowning my forehead hurt! 
No more emotional video in short term!
Bad for health!


2) Nasty conversations

(i) Boobs size
He: You sure she is E?
Me: How do I know. Thought you specialize in judging boobs size?
He: I specialize in grabbing only
Me: WTF DONT TRY TO SPARE ME YOUR SEX LIFE
He: Nothing to do with sex
Me: So tell me under what circumstance you get to grab a boob if it is not sex time ==
He: HAHAHA you got your point

(ii)
He: *tried to write me some healthy menu* what's your weight?
Me: 64
He: WHAT?! I am now 61 only
Me: DAMN. HOSPITAL I WANNA COMPLAIN! THIS DIETITIAN SO UNETHICAL HE INSULTS PATIENT LIKE THAT!
He: complain ge pi. thought you say I can insult you however I like at this phase? 
Me: *okay I did say that FML*

(iii)
He: 你要少吃多餐还是多吃少餐？
Me: 我要吃很多餐又吃很多
He: *erected middle finger*

(iv)
*shared me a girl showing off cleavage video*He: Do you think she is a boy or girl?
Me: Blind ah. Girl la. Longkang itu dalam sampai boleh lemas orang.
He: Hard to say. Most guys are prettier than you.
Me: Fuck you.
He: Even me also.
Me: You mean prettier than me?
He: Yea
Me: Fuck you.
He: HAHAHAHAHAHA

(v)
*encouraging me to consume more vege*
He: go buy corrot ah cucumber ah to put in porridge for balance meal 
He: don't always buy for masturbation only 
Me: zzz
Me: Nevermind I will cook them after I masturbated 
Me: =_____________________=

(vi)
He: What did you eat today?
Me: *listing down everything*
He: You ate too much! No wonder you cant be thin
He: *Dog LOL till mucus also come out sticker*
Me: ...
Me: diam lah


3)
Have you ever heard of the saying

Turn around and check your poops....it may save your life!

Well, it has became a ritual for me to check out my poops every time I finished the business.
OKAY OKAY. I know it's gross but for sake of healthy inspection, have to do that also!

Something funny happened today.

As usual, after done wiping my butt, I turned around to have a look at my own turds.
At the first glance, I got shocked by the fact that my poops were green!
My first impression was to ask myself if I had too much vege yesterday.
But heck no, I only took oat for the whole day.

So, I tried to recall every food that I stuffed into my mouth since yesterday.
Suddenly a light-bulb moment struck me!

I knew from where the green came from already!

From this:


The kuih that I bought from cafe and I had 5 pieces of it.

DAMN.
They must had added lots of food colouring or else how come my poops were possible to get stained in green shades?!

I have no idea how much colouring we need to take in in order to change poop colour that is supposed to be light brown into this colour....
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Sorry for coercing the image into your mind! :P
*run away*